This House Would Be a Student

Hello! Hello! And welcome to this! The twenty-first ordinary meeting of the one hundred and sixty-fifth session of the Queen's University of Belfast Literary and Scientific Society! On this particular occasion, the House convened to discuss the motion of "This House Would Be A Student". This was a doubly special occasion for not only did we have three special guests in the form of local comedians, but the President also saw fit to waive the standing order on obscenities! Needless to say, much hilarity ensued. This debate featured Mr. Quinn, Mr. Vlad and Mr. Dickson speaking for the Proposition and Cap'n Gallagher, Ms. Walker and Mr. Crosby speaking for the Opposition. Thanks for listening!